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They told him we bought a kazoo. Matt damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
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No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it s not to be that for the rest of our sad wretched pathetic lives this is who we areto the bitter end. Bobby kelton the secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age. Here s to another year of laughing until it hurts dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane.
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Pieces of popcorn always have the best birthdays. Funniest birthday quotes for friends below are some written quotes and further below will be image quotes on this special day i wish you peace insight peace knowledge friendship romance and all those stuff that cost nothing you should enjoy this day.
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